I was just looking over my blog and I can't believe it, I am a TOOL. According to the Tool handbook, page 72, article 1.5, section 8.3, commandment 4 says:
A Tool is one who promotes his speaking ministry by communicating his upcoming dates on his blog.
Man, I caught myself! Maybe there is a loophole.
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- Jason Raitz
- God has blessed me with a great family and amazing opportunities that I don't deserve.
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- If Money Weren't an Option
- What I love about Tracie
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- Bad Back Day
- Green Lantern it is
- It's Hot!
- Love it!
- First Summer Tour Meeting
- What a Day
- Ouch
- This book is changing my Life
- What a job description
- Out of my Comfort Zone
- Tool Alert
- Taco Bell & Bobby
- Looking forward
- Updated Summer Speaking Schedule
- I missed them
- No pop!
- The Altar Call or Decision Card
- Repulsed?
- I do really love these photo buckets
- Summit Group Photo
- I am going to miss Lost tonight
- I don't see this in Detroit very much
- Last Night was fun
- I love this
- This is so cool! Some sweet pictures of the Summit.
- I love Johnny!
- By the Way
- What a view!
- Embracing Grace
- I am the only Mac User
- "Tool Alert"
- Marko doesn't get it
- What a Day!
- Just got to Denver
- What...Lost is SO GOOD
- Crazy Story
- I love this Picture of Zach
- This guy can hit
- DaVinci Code
- I almost did...but chickened out
- 300 Ladies and Bowls of Meatballs
- What the Ham and Eggs
- Interesting Leadership Article
- Raitz House Project List
- 5 days, just 5 days
- One of my favorite Blogs
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1 comment:
hey bro! I forgive you. I know your not a tool. You are just very booked out! :O)
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