Thursday, February 02, 2006

Huh, a time out

Chuck Norris is sweet.

My brother Jimmy and his buddy Jason told me about this hilarious website called, anyways it's funny.

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

1 comment:

Sean said...

Did you ever watch Conan O'Brian when he used to have the "Walker, Texas Ranger" pipeline that would shoot out random segments from the TV show?